I draw characters like Kat, Scarlet and Pip because I like WB and Disney cartoons.
Not because I want to plunge my magic love truncheon into woodland animals......
Here, sir, is the Internet, which you have won fair and square.
Home baking is killing Battenberg
A REAL patriot would say, "I will fight to the death to defend your right to do things that freak me the fuck out."
Only fractal geometry can convey the survival of a tragic experience.
Exchange is Jesus in software form.
Kitties are made of tetrahedrons.
That is what makes them so puzzlingly cute.
Science wouldn't lie to you, but a giant banana disguised as science might
Never set out to do something sensible. All that will happen is Mario.
Before you start solutioneering, lets have a sense check and rationalise the paradigm shift towards metaverse solution providers. I want this project firing on all cylinders! Ratify some face-time - I'd like to stir-fry some ideas in your mind-wok.
Go quickly to the gunstore for the rapture approaches and you are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Web 3.0. The recently coined term that has many in the blogosphere screaming 'Stop the keyword hype!'
This is not just surveillance, this is hand picked, organic, creamy devonshire surveillance, served with only the finest cuts of succulent datamining tools, and wrapped in delicious, healthy cost savings
This is not just a police state, this is an M&S police state.
Use by small children may cause premature destruction of souls, and loss of faith in mankind
I love escelators, they can never break, only temporarially turn into stairs
No, fool, he was trying to save time and effort by typing '/me' instead of 'I'.
January 25, 2003 - An international group of volunteers leaves London, heading for Baghdad to act as human shields. Most will leave in March fearing that they would actually become human shields.
Nevertheless the election of a US president is the single most important event in the world
When the researchers shortened the ants' legs the insects had trouble finding home.
On average, there is less depression after Christmas.
All I know is that I could get where I was going better if I could shoot turtles at others on the highway.
Quis microwavet ipsos microwaves?
I've always wanted to spank a gnome
In Korea, only old people are Robocop.
You May Laugh Now But
Soon our daily lives will be improved by new, exciting products based on Zero G Water Balloon Bursting technology.
In a world without assholes, everybody would be full of shit.
Unix have no Monads.
[Sorry, geek-only joke]
Wow.
You're so hilarious.
That comment made me laugh so hard that semen came spewing from my nose.
Fuck, I screwed up. Anyway, VII-IX will be made whether I am drunk or not.
With Linux and teh Mac combining to form a whopping 6% of the desktop market, it's a mystery why Microsoft doesn't just close up shop already.
They say cats always land on their feet, but that won't help when there's LIQUID NITROGEN though, will it?
Cats are little furry balls of evil. They're still cute though. And evil.
On the other hand, I got blowjobs, whereas you got more debts...
It's my God given right as an American to be able to sit at home in my underwear and kill shit.
And then I sneezed and the metaphore went too far
You say you want to take somebody else's property, incorporate it into your own whatever, and then release under terms that allow other people to modify it, copy it, do whatever they want with it. How is that not completely deranged?
Wow. Your a god damn asshole. Let your poor kids use the computer that they want to use it. I am 13 myself. I play a load of 'Mature' games and you don't see me blowing the brains out of kids. I get straight A's (and maybe a B here and there). All I have to say to assholes like you is FUCK OFF THOSE POOR KIDS.
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No they're not similar at all. The microscope uses lenses and refractors, while the telescope uses _magic_.
Behold the terrible power of the SUN! Hold still, please!
You realize that you are arguing with a firefox developer about how firefox is built, do you not?
The television license will be changed to say you need one if you have 'any device capable of receiving programme broadcasts'. By 2017 that'll include your brain.
You can tell this is an in-depth story because it's got an article next to the chart.
Reading this post actually restored my virginity. Damn you straight to hell.
But the upcoming OpenOffice.org 2.0 will be more adequate than ever!
Then again, I also told Keysey to stop burping, that didn't help much. I should have more authority. From now on I will rule through fear and terror.
Hey boss, vampires are coming after us. Do you know of a poorly lit house with a dark basement we can hole up in?
I, for one, welcome our new time-travelling Boris Johnson overlords!
okay so there's these two strings, right
They walk into a bar
The first string says
Hello, I'd like a rum and cokerhe7954454gh2kjn.,.43>>[][]21?24
The second string says
You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated
OS X is invulnerable to all attacks, because it's made of magic.
Glad to see that openoffice has cornered the 'lol' users market.
WTF? ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship. Who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy
This cake is soooo good. It's like sex, except I'm having it.
Statement of generic Microsoft criticism. Scorn-filled diatribe against anyone trying to make a buck off software. Heaping of accolades upon anything open-source. Disparagement of Cowboy Neal.
(insinuation of smallness relative to Bill Gate's genitalia)
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Pithy sig.
Wait... do we like IBM this week?
- If Gentoo was used by 90% of the install base, spyware vendors would find a way.
- Maybe so, but it would be the cleanest, most optimized and up-to-date spyware on the planet.
Highly intelligent and well-informed people disagree on every political issue. Therefore, intelligence and knowledge are useless for making decisions, because if any of that stuff helped, then all the smart people would have the same opinions.
So use your 'gut instinct' to make voting choices. That is exactly like being clueless, but with the added advantage that you’ll feel as if your random vote preserved democracy.
I'm not allowed coloured drinks in the sitting room anymore. So I have them when he's out.
I'm happy me. Big, fat and pregnant, but I'm happy.
Most big companies don’t like you very much, expect for hotels, airlines and Microsoft, which don’t like you at all.
In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then He made School Boards.
This is France we're talking about, not some two bit country like Iraq or Bosnia that we can just invade any time we feel like.
Didn't you know? Anyone who mentions that their system runs Gentoo is automatically modded down for being insufferably smug. It's somewhere in the FAQ, I forget where.
You're going on my friends list. (No, you're not, but you would if you were.)
Nietzsche is dead.
Cool... A quantum monkey. Suddenly life has got better...
Not everyone is as brilliant as the open source community thinks it is.
Isn't it odd, that some people claim to be able to tell apart CD and 192kbps MP3, yet are unable to tell if a song is by Britney Spears or Christina Aguillera?
A web browser is not an operating system. It has no business doing anything other than turning HTML into boobies.
'The European Council of Ministers voted in favor of throwing out the European Parliament's efforts to keep software patents out of Europe'.
So they were for being against opposing patents.
This is your brain on drugs.
You'll take my porn when you pry it from my cold, dead, sticky fingers.
When you are a nail, everything looks like a hammer.
When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail!
I don't do that because while some silliness is a good thing, too much of anything can kill you!
He who sees from the side has eight eyes.
Don't buy that car! It KILLED ME!! Also, the cup-holders are TOO SMALL!!!